At Silver Spur Homestead, we believe in full transparency. So, if any of the following sound like deal-breakers, then we totally get it—our charming glamping retreat in Tombstone, AZ, may not be for you. But if you’re ready for an unforgettable experience under the stars, well… you might just want to keep reading!
1. You Need Valet Parking
If you expect a uniformed attendant to park your car and hand you a warm towel, you’re out of luck. Here, your “valet” is the open sky, and your parking spot is just steps away from your cozy tent.
2. You Don’t Like Nature Sounds
If chirping crickets, rustling leaves, and the distant howl of a coyote send you running, you might prefer a city high-rise. Our soundtrack is 100% natural—no white noise machine required.
3. Room Service is a Non-Negotiable
If you expect breakfast to arrive at your bedside via silver tray, you’ll be disappointed. But if you enjoy sipping coffee on your private deck while watching the sunrise over the Arizona desert, you’re in the right place.
4. You Prefer Elevator Music Over Crackling Campfires
If the thought of toasting marshmallows and swapping stories around a fire makes you cringe, then you might want to stick to hotel lobbies.
5. You Can’t Live Without WiFi 24/7
We do have WiFi, but let’s be real—this is a place to disconnect from screens and reconnect with nature, adventure, and maybe even yourself.
6. You Expect Turndown Service with a Mint on Your Pillow
Here at Silver Spur Homestead, the turndown service is handled by, well… you. But we promise the plush bedding and cozy atmosphere will make up for it.
7. You’re Afraid of a Little Adventure
Glamping isn’t about roughing it, but it does come with a spirit of adventure! If you need everything to be predictable and pre-packaged, you might miss out on the magic of the great outdoors.
8. You Prefer Neon Lights Over Starry Nights
If city lights are your idea of a great view, then our wide-open desert sky—filled with more stars than you’ve probably ever seen—might not be your thing.
9. You Think “Luxury” Only Means Five-Star Hotels
Luxury can be a steaming cup of coffee on a chilly morning, a comfy bed inside a beautifully designed tent, and the peace that comes from being surrounded by nature. But if you need a marble bathtub to feel pampered, this might not be your spot.
10. You Don’t Want a Stay That Feels Like an Experience
Silver Spur Homestead isn’t just a place to sleep—it’s an experience. If you’re looking for just another generic hotel, we get it. But if you want a getaway filled with charm, relaxation, and a little Wild West spirit, then welcome home.
Still here? Sounds like you just might be a perfect fit for Silver Spur Homestead after all. Book your stay and get ready for an adventure you won’t forget!
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